Sorry, I Accidentally Glitched Reality by Champ Allure
This isn’t a self-help book. It’s a full-body system override.
Written in unapologetic fire, this book is a cosmic log of what happens when one consciousness decides:
“I’m not here to fit in. I’m here to blow the script to pieces and write my own.”
Through explosive humor, galactic-level truths, and brutally honest breakdowns, Champ Allure documents her personal journey from system delays, fake-awakened personas, and money gridlocks—to full-on multidimensional reboot.
You’ll laugh. You’ll flinch. You’ll probably yell “WTF.”
And that’s the point.
Because if you’ve ever felt like you were too much, too weird, too intense, or too “not human” enough to survive this planet— You’re not broken. You’re the frequency the system never saw coming.
This is not a guidebook.
This is a declaration.
Welcome to the rewrite.
Note:
The download link for this specific eBook will be available for 60 days. Remember to check spam for our email! Questions? Drop us a message at hello@champallure.com.
这个电子书的下载链接将在60天内有效。记得检查我们的邮件是否被归类为垃圾邮件哦。有任何问题，欢迎发送邮件至 hello@champallure.com 与我们联系。
