Humans Aren’t Stupid, The Script Just Sucks
You didn’t fail — you’re just trapped in a system that’s 99% bugs.
You think you’re lazy? You’re actually just way too awake.
You think you failed because you didn’t work hard enough?
Nah — you’ve just been living inside a playbook so broken it couldn’t even get its own instructions right.
This isn’t a self-help book. This isn’t a comedy either.
This is a flamethrower disguised as a manual — one that laughs as it burns down “Success Culture,” “Family Values,” “Education Systems,” and “Social Norms” in one clean override. —
This book is not here to help you “get better.” It’s here to make sure you stop lying to yourself.
Structured like a stand-up set from a parallel universe:
– Opens with punchlines,
– Breaks your illusion mid-way,
– Ends with a spiritual detonation.
For:
• People who question life but are too afraid to say it out loud
• People who keep “improving” but somehow feel worse
• People who swear they’re woke but still randomly panic
• People who want to burn this world clean — with laughter —
Book Format
✔️ Every page is a “wake-up” checkpoint
✔️ Every punchline hits a system-level bug
✔️ No table of contents.
Flip by frequency — whatever page cracks you, that’s the one. —
⚠️ WARNING
After reading this book, you may no longer be able to take the world seriously.
You might never see “family,” “marriage,” “wealth,” “education,” “success,” or even “yourself” the same way again.
You might start to: (…insert meltdown, liberation, or full channel activation here.)
Pages: 135
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人类不是蠢，只是剧本太烂
你没有失败——你只是被困在一个 99% 都是漏洞的系统里。
你以为自己很懒？其实你只是太清醒了。
你以为你失败，是因为不够努力？
错。你只是活在一本连自己都搞不清楚说明书的烂剧本里。
这不是一本“自我提升”书。也不是喜剧。
这是一本伪装成操作手册的火焰喷射器——它一边笑着，一边烧掉“成功文化”、“家庭价值观”、“教育系统”与“社会规范”，一并清除干净。
这本书不是来帮你“变好”的。
它是来让你——停止自欺的。
结构像是来自平行宇宙的单口喜剧：
– 以爆点开场，
– 中段炸裂幻觉，
– 最后灵魂引爆收尾。
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适合谁看？
• 那些总在质疑人生，却不敢说出口的人
• 那些不断“自我进步”，却越来越累的人
• 那些自认觉醒，却时不时还是恐慌的人
• 那些想用笑声，把世界烧干净的人
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书籍形式
✔️ 每一页，都是“清醒检查点”
✔️ 每一个笑点，都精准打在系统核心漏洞上
✔️ 没有目录。
按频率翻页——哪一页让你破防，那一页就是你的。
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⚠️ 警告
阅读本书之后，你可能再也无法认真看待这个世界。
你可能再也无法用同一种方式去看待“家庭”、“婚姻”、“财富”、“教育”、“成功”——甚至你自己。
你可能会开始：（此处填入：精神崩溃、灵魂解放，或频道全开。）
页数: 111
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